The McLaren P1 is not what you'd call a slow car. But there's always room to go faster, and it sounds like McLaren might take a page from the Ferrari playbook with the introduction of a track only P1. Initiate ludicrous speed.

Hello Penguin Books!

That's raccoon girl to you.

Condyloma pickle.

Small arrow-like penis.

Sperm salad. Yum! ... *vomits in trashcan*

Dodgers have a great air guitar championship with serious audience participation. Contestants come to games in Spandex and rhinestones.

Ride me like a horse! On the other hand ...

Doubles as a dental dam!

There's a problem with arbitrarily setting a date for mandatory winter tires, as Bonhomme7h explains.

It's illegal to streetpark in m's town, and that can lead to a total catch-22:

I have been working in this field for fifteen years, advising patients and doctors alike. Happy to tackle a few questions.

Ugly, ugly, ugly. Looks like a dejected shark.

Yeah, with a defunct sub-brand.

Just queefed.

I cannot wait to see the iFixit teardown.

Actually, teenagers spend extra time under the covers and in the shower to relieve the pressure before it explodes.