Thank you Giz for not making this a slideshow. 

They did cancel them, the workers went back to putting the notch at a completely random point on the dipstick.

Those are strange looking white flags 

Oh. I thought it meant you moved the movie you wanted to see next to the top of the queue and waited 2 days for the dvd to show up.

That’s not true. Infection is on the surface of the lettuce, not inside the lettuce.

I grab the syringe out the nurse’s hand and make them stare into my unblinking eyes as I bury the needle into my jugular and depress the plunger ever so slowly. I’m “no longer welcome” in most Walgreens within a 50-mile radius.

Next, has anyone found a way to keep their annoying previews from auto playing if I stop scrolling for a freaking second in the app? I cannot fathom why they thought it was a good idea to just start blaring unwanted video and noise just because my cursor stopped moving.

The link to 74 appears broken.  Currently searching Amazon for it.

The link to 74 appears broken.  Currently searching Amazon for it.

No, not “His side, your side” but a question of journalistic integrity both of the facts and how the article is written/phrased/worded.

What a one-sided piece by an author who has repeatedly published pieces like this. Google him to see more, no need to take my word for it.

Weren’t the racial slurs at the Air Force Academy found to be written by the black student himself?

She’s doing it wrong. I’ve tried. Pooping with your pants fully on is NOT the right way to go about that business!

She’s doing it wrong. I’ve tried. Pooping with your pants fully on is NOT the right way to go about that business!

Melissa, what fortuitous timing! I have just put the finishing touches on a long list of stupid things and ridiculous spelling errors that I myself have seen in cover letters and application answers. Here are some gems:

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Yeah, I can see it now: you stock the cooler, fire up the grill, and invite all your friends over for your annual movie night, but this year there’s a twist; it’s outdoors! Everyone arrives, beers start flowing, you’re slinging tri tip as if you were channeling Stubbs himself, and then it’s movie time. Everyone grabs…

Yeah, I can see it now: you stock the cooler, fire up the grill, and invite all your friends over for your annual…

If you think that’s bad, you should see the hell Mr. Kalashnikov Fiat, a simple Algerian tailor with early 90s e-commerce aspirations has gone through.

you could hope on over to gizmodo, every morning they recap what trump tweeted about the prior day....

Prices now listed in squirrel hides.

Prices now listed in squirrel hides.

Did you stop reading that article before they said that the speaker appears to be a knock-off and was not a JBL speaker?

Did you stop reading that article before they said that the speaker appears to be a knock-off and was not a JBL…

We only do that for things that are Advertising.

We only do that for things that are Advertising.