$600?   I’m a family of 4..  We all have a shared calendar on our phones.  Why am I dumping $600 on a iPad that does one thing?  95% of the time I am looking at my calendar, I am not in my kitchen (where we used to keep a family calendar)..  

20-25% is wild. That’s on par with a Sleeve Gastrectomy, the most common and reliable form of Bariatric Surgery.

This happened to me yesterday, what a pain in the ass.

Thank you Giz for not making this a slideshow. 

(In Singapore) most of us co-pay a very small % of our medical bills due to citizenship subsidies and national insurance coverage, and these will continue to apply to bills for the unvaccinated.

One ping only, Vasily.

with a wasabi buttplug, I’d think chafing was not the primary problem.

Headline from the Betelgeuse system: Sphere Project Reaches 50% Completion.

Every time you make a call a hipster grows a beard. 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50201691

How do you read a Superman movie?

They did cancel them, the workers went back to putting the notch at a completely random point on the dipstick.

Those are strange looking white flags 

“Seven months? Really? Pfft.” -Centralia-

I just can’t help but think, “yeah but in ten years that guy’s going to be sitting in a box going BEEEEEEEP.”

Absolutely right. Not everyone can have their way.

Oh. I thought it meant you moved the movie you wanted to see next to the top of the queue and waited 2 days for the dvd to show up.

That’s not true. Infection is on the surface of the lettuce, not inside the lettuce.

I grab the syringe out the nurse’s hand and make them stare into my unblinking eyes as I bury the needle into my jugular and depress the plunger ever so slowly. I’m “no longer welcome” in most Walgreens within a 50-mile radius.

Can we please stop adding gate to things. Watergate was the name of the hotel, not Nixon having an issue with water lol