Jesus, +1 for use of the plural in "there are no news."

There has to be a good name for these things. How about ... Walk-Bird? Beaks by Dr Dre? Jaybirds (haha)? Cheep Bose Knockoffs? C'mon Giz readers, share some ideas.

Eric, I don't want to be That Guy (I almost typed That Git, which would have been good too), but a firewall is a wall to stop fire spreading. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firewall. Hence the name for the box/software designed to keep the burning ravages of internet crap out of your system. OK, I feel better now.

It's in the link, but ... NYC.

Ahem ...

Regardless of the name, it is certainly on a more stable trajectory than any North Korean space object.

+1

Hey baby, I'll wake you up with my alarm *cock*. Proofread please!

Flying Space Russet Potato, a distant cousin of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Actually, it is "any unplanned event that causes the closing of one lane of traffic for 30 minutes or more."

Twenty-six-teen. See how easy it is?

You have to use real addresses in many cases though. Try "Tower of London" to end up at the wrong place, or "Israel Museum" to end up looking at the ceiling next to a painting there, or "National Mall" to see a random tree in Maryland. Oddly, it seems to think "Penn Station, Newark NJ" means the Hilton there and not…

Because Sam is anti-Israel, and takes every opportunity to try and undermine it. Read his previous posts. He seems to think this is his personal soapbox, and doesn't act like a responsible, impartial reporter.

Nope. I have bought a few.

Spelling diabetes correctly would be better. IGNORANCE. Ignorance, ignorance, ignorance.

Hey Sam, the chips inside this Mac Mini were designed in Israel. How did you you give it so many stars? * dripping sarcasm *

Sam, you are clearly "reporting" with a biased slant, and an irrational one at that. Gizmodo should be banning you or, better yet, canning your ass. This article isn't about the tech side of the cyber warfare, tt is about the man behind it and how to ridicule him.

When I publish my internationally read website on which I sell advertising, and my reputation depends on reliably quoting my sources? Not simple ones. (Note that two days later the error is still there.)

Combine this with pr0n, and it sounds HORRIBLE.

Come on, you're thinking of a dildo joke. I know it!