"We must go deeper ..."

GizCoon

Raccoon

Scream!

We need recognition for user-submitted mashups of this too!

After all, this is Gizmodo. So here goes ...

Dude, get with the raccoon program. :)

This might be an improvement.

If you GF finds porn on your computer, just tell her "nah, that's just encoded secret documents from work" to get her off your back.

Casey, bonus points for the word Asspensive.

ME: "Siri, scratch my tits for me."

Reminds me of sanitary napkin commercials. Seriously, the only person to have a blue period was Picasso, but I understand that using red/brown in the commercials could gross out a lot of viewers. Since this isn't really for advertising consumption, they're keeping it real. Still, **barf**.

Wine-sized? Meh. This would be far more impressive.

Would somebody PLEASE dub this over in English with a funny replacement script (a la Hitler bunker parodies) ?!

I'll just leave this here.

This has to be the least erotic picture of a clitoris on the internet.

You forgot the "beat me ... heh, heh" part.

Bonus points for both timeliness and funniness.

What manufacturer/model is that?

Erm ... no. Funny, but no.