Hello Ishmael.

I thought you were going to write "Damn autocorrect. I meant nice article."

+1

I guess there's no market for knees. Or genitals.

Nice!

You clearly do not watch enough rodent porn. :)

Perhaps I should have been clearer. That was intended to be snarky.

This post isn't NSFWed up enough.

On the Scientific American page someone commented "This study might turn out to be more of an argument for (or against) the use of modern-day dairy products themselves to enhance weight loss or fertility in mice (or humans), than on the effects of pro-biotics."

No, keep it there. They'll get trapped inside by the balls.

Nice!

That's Towel Day, May 25th. Don't panic!

I appreciate the info, although "drippy limp noodle" made me barf a little, and grab my member for comfort. ;)

You posit that "prostate cancer is a massive killer," but it just is not so.

Ha!

That would be weird. Except that it is a photo of the Karakoram Glacier. So it's not weird.

If this computer waxed more often, this wouldn't be a problem.

I like the way the ink is "water resistant, bleaching resistant ... water resistant and bleaching resistant, too." That truly is ink magic. :)

Reread what's written. It's about the surface becoming filthy (and useless), not the ick factor.

Well pointed out, Arggh.