Although in the case of this article exclusively, I think Pihlajamaa is a more awesome word.

Senators love a good probing. Will it be conducted in a public transit restroom stall?

Of all the useless office crap items, this is one of the prettiest.

This is for the kind of people who need a wi-fi- sensor to tell if their baby needs a new diaper. In other words, oblivious to the world around them.

That owl looks like it is in the middle of an awesome bowel movement. Just sayin'.

That's rather a blunt comment. /smile

Nothing makes the Supreme Court look classier than the netting put there to keep away birds and mitigate unwanted pigeon shit bombs.

I can just see him jumping up and down in the cockpit yelling "I'm in love!"

Your memory of that class fades completely after five months anyhow, so why not?!

It's either God's footprint, or, for non-creationists, the universe's maxi pad.

Amazingly, she actually looks like this (photo from Atlanta Journal Constitution). What a difference a tree-consuming meth fire and arrest makes.

It's a SABGDU. a Semi-Automated Baked Goods Dispensing Unit.

Now I happen to like the smell of wet puppies. ... Damn autocorrect!

Sometimes autocorrect can do some very bad things. (Credit to damnyouautocorrect.com)

I just took a look, and saw no mention of their paywall going up.

NatGeo doesn't seem to think even a Carrington-sized event is necessarily the cause of apocalypse. See [news.nationalgeographic.com]

Get this together with [gizmodo.com]+class/gallery/1 and we would have a huge problem ... on wheels.

I, for example, always go over to Nick Bergus' house with a small jar, because he won't let me connect lines directly to his drum. [gizmodo.com]

It was a joke.

Maybe that's just the inflated Amazon price. [gizmodo.com] /smile