You know, if you exercise every day, and eat right, you will still die.

"Apple just flashed their new iPad 3 ..."

This is an enormous leap.

She already is, sort of. [en.wikipedia.org]

This is all cocked up.

Remember their slogan? "Let it out. Thank goodness for Kleenex tissues."

When do we get to see the ass of the Canon 5D Mark III? Enough with the face.

Taik Wan Ov Deez Iodine Pilz

I can see it now ... *dream sequence* ... Nein! I vill not read you zat email. Drive now. Turn left, schweinhund! I said left!! Park me next to ze Apfel Stabsgebäude. Danke.

Look at a Great Musician’s Instrument

Here they are.

Reminds me of the brushing-your-hair-while-you-sleep product that Shawn wanted to invent on the Think Tank episode of Psych.

When I saw this, I read 'Slingshot Madam' and was puzzled what new sexual thing that was. This makes much more sense!

Hey lady, have you had that mole examined by a dermatologist?

I thought Boot the Gecko was a State Farm ad campaign.

I see a prolapsed uterus. Ugh.

Seriously? That's your comment?

One would think that Beatroff would be a more appropriate name.

The voice of experience, eh?

Just to tie this string into another one [gizmodo.com] ... Poonterest.