He hit 4 home runs last year, two of which were grand slams, and had 16 RBIs, hence he won the silver slugger. I loved his response to the stupid ass shit Scherzer said. If Scherzer doesn’t want to hit he should have stayed in the AL.

As a Witch for almost two decades, I am pleased about this—HOWEVER-is that the only illustration you could find to post for this article? Wicca is the worship of the Goddess as represented by Mother Earth. This illustration only perpetuates the stereotypical image of an ugly, frightening hag with a black cat and a…

Funny how they shun pagan when it’s convenient, but they clearly still love their Christmas trees and Jack o lanterns. Honestly close-minded religious people are the worst

I’m pretty sure if Jesus was there, he’d be all like “where the fuck did all these Pharisees come from?”

I've had many cats over the years. They're all dicks and they all love to play "Hide And Go Fuck Yourself Human".

I was in shock, BP down to 70/60, my husband holding one ankle, my mother and sister on the other and I screamed at everyone in the room, "I hope you enjoy the show!" And passed out.

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

1) I love Nathan Fillion. 2) This particular moment in his career was perfection at the time, and continues to be perfection all these years later. 3) Thank you for deploying it now.

Best gif use EVER.

i can't process that at all

If you have cancer, which I believe is a fungus, and we can put a pic line into your body and we're flushing, let's say, salt water, sodium cardonate [sic], through that line, and flushing out the fungus

This would be funny if it were a random person, but this woman has the power to fucking legislate.

It takes every fibre of my being to not grab the phone out of peoples hands and throw them across the room whenever I hear that sound. It's an instant rage inducing sound for me.

Fun fact, the Penguins did used to wear blue and black jerseys:

This whole thing is just SO FUCKING STUPID.

Pshhh she didn't "bark in agreement"

there's a good chance you'll be swirling secretions from a beaver's anal glands around in your mouth.