FUCKING THIS HOW IS THAT OK OMFG

So glad to hear someone else's stomach is churned by the sound of him eating that sandwich, not to mention the sound of the rest of the commercial.

How the hell isn't there a game where you have a battle of wits against a Sicilian with death on the line!

I'm aware that people have different attitudes towards sex. What I have an issue with is that after researching his role, he thought nothing of then going out and essentially mocking and degrading the people who embraced him in his research. He came off as puritanical and adolescent.

I had a long shower before touching either of them.

'Come on guys I know I'm not paying for this but I am expecting a show.'

I think it's stupid as fuck to pull it from the theaters! I'm with the stars on this one. Sony should just release it online for anyone and everyone to watch at this point.

'"GIRL THESE HIGHLIGHTS, JUST NO."'

I am crying.

My aunt procured one of Le Petit Mort's first items (if not the first) - a coonskin cap. This is the same aunt that, on Easter, salvaged a turkey hit by a car in front of my mother's house just after Easter dinner. Here is an excerpt from the email she sent me later that week (real names have been replaced by their…

I know, I know, I KNOW, I'm victim blaming here, but I don't give a flying fuck: what do you want to bet, based on what we know about the Boobers, that "Jaxon" (UGH WTF) did something to antagonize the dog into biting him?

I can't handle this level of cute.

I would like to point out that this dumb motherfucker's apology includes the phrase "a different tact." Tack. Tack, you dumb fuck.

The girl's motivation is irrelevant. Regardless of the reason she didn't want to participate, the teacher was completely in the wrong and I don't think a suspension is a strong enough punishment. The appropriate reaction from the teacher was giving her a 0 for the day. Giving her a period of detention might possibly…

A friendly reminder that Title IX applies to all schools that receive federal funding (acknowledging that this graphic is college focused):

Two things strike me:

so much this..I have 2 sons, and I am making it my mission to raise them to be compassionate men who would not stand for this shit happening. My oldest is 9, and we have already had numerous talks about respecting people and sticking up for what's right.

Welp, thank goddess for local feminist knitting circles.

I want to send those most excellent ladies all the yarn. Seriously.