“For some reason the issue of food has emerged as a paramount issue to the members of the Donner Party.” - Mike Pence, Truckee, CA, January 1847

“For some reason, the Death Star has become a paramount issue for the rebellion.” - Darth Pence

“For some reason, Mt. Vesuvius making strange noises and releasing ash plumes has become a paramount issue for the people of Pompeii”

These all need to be tweeted at Pence lmao.

You guys are tweeting all these at him, right?

You guys are tweeting all these at him, right?

“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

‘For some reason, this issue of slavery has become a paramount issue for the black people in this country.” -General Grant Pence, circa 1860

“Nam aliquam causam, et facti sunt exitus Wisigotharum est eamque intimam secum fert ut civium exitus.” Imperator Pence, 410 

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

He filed to start his re-election campaign the day after inauguration. On the bright side, I think this means he can’t fill the Supreme Court, because the GOP points out this would be inappropriate to do during a Presidential campaign.

It would be great if the Government of Sweden, Prime Minister, and King all called for an official retraction from Trump about his statement.

You know what’s terribly, truly dangerous about agent Orange? All his policies are based on pandering to his base, which is comprised of frightened people who get their “news” from suspect sources : basically lies. So we have a president who lies basing his decisions on lies to pander to people who voted based on…

Welcome to the world of zero accountability. Grab a chair, it’s gonna be a while.

I stole this from someone else, but it’s so fitting for how I feel:

I’m searching for the thinnest silver lining in the mess of this madness, and I think the one thing, the biggest and most undeniable thing we can all hold on to, is this. Fisher, George Michael, Prince, Bowie, Arnold Palmer....these were beloved people. Not just as artists, all of whom were brilliant and iconic at…