How are you going to fit a whole clown up your ass?

Why is there a picture of Gérard Depardieu?

If you’re not eating something because you don’t like it, then you’re absolutely not who she’s getting at in this article. Chill out, she wasn’t getting a dig at you.

So what if it is? It’s produced by people raising funds for his legal defense. It’s not purporting to be journalism or unbiased.

“McCarthy also wondered why actors engaged in kissing scenes weren’t required to disclose their HIV status.”

Doctor’s also report that he was able to remember to “Pass it to Kobe.”

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…