Why do we think because of a deadspin article that we know more than the jury who heard all the evidence?

Also, black male from Flint - a predominantly black town and a white woman. I’d hope that the jurors were just stupid and not racist too. Heck I don’t know which is worse.

“...Izzo, whose son’s middle name is Mateen,
told the Free Press that Cleaves “is part of the family.”

The first half he dates Shelley Winters grandniece, also named Shelley Winters. The second half he finds his true love with a conceptual artist who only goes by the name Equinox.

Classically speaking, a “nice guy” would hover around Summer for much longer. Years perhaps. Memorizing her daily routines, acting like a friend, and getting her gifts without ever making an overt presentation of his romantic feelings for her. When she didn’t respond to the nothing he was presenting, he would then…

I am willing to admit that it would make a shorter movie than many bad rom-coms, which is close enough.

Doesn’t Tom’s sister say pretty much this?  I can’t remember the exact line, but something like, “You think just because she likes all the same weird stuff as you that she’s perfect.”

Once I had a really really good first date. It went perfectly. Than she suggested 500 days of summer for the second date. I like Zooey deschanels music so I thought why not even though ive heard mix things.

“Vikings seasons are like David Lynch movies. For a moment there’s a moment of hope that this will have a happy ending but the season ALWAYS concludes in the most fucked up way possible.”

Dude, Sam.  You broke me down, brother.  God, it sucks to be a Vikings fan.

In college I dated a girl from Minnesota, I thought she was the one. She wound up crushing me. Since DC is such a small place I still run into her from time to time. She will act polite and even friendly however the whole time her eyes look at me like they are burning with all the hell fire in the world behind them.

UPDATE: He was cut to make room for the Norwegian (of course) kicker/punter for whom they traded a 5th round pick to the Ravens.

Didnt think I'd be tearing up reading these letters , but Sam's story about his Dad got me. 

People from Minnesota are friendly mainly as a way of figuring out what exactly it is that they hate about you.

Sam is right about arguing about football. It really is up there with religion and politics as something that truly has no answer. Everyone is both right and wrong and the surplus of analytics makes it worse. One team wins the super bowl each year which gives their fans the reason to say “this team is complete in all…

Seeing Cousins suck sweaty man-ass out in Minnesota makes Jets fans feel like finding out that the hot chick that dumped them to go out with some dopey older college bro ended up getting chlamydia and put on twenty pounds.

My story is nothing compared to Sam

To be fair, Kirk Cousins hasnt been the same since Marsellus Wallace, and a couple of friends, "Got medieval on his ass."

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.