facilitating (but not pulling the trigger) of her husband? Rae Carruth just found his new prison pen pal.

Jimmie Martin told the cops where the gun was. The rest is a matter for a simple ballistics test. One can assume that at least one of the bullets that hit Lorenzen stayed in his body. 

How the hell is the murderer a victim?

Am I reading that correctly? She can get out in 10 years, for murder? Huh?

This is a sad situation that seems to have been written by the people behind Desperate Housewives (and a bunch of shitty Lifetime movies). I’m torn if your gardener is or isn’t the best person to help you plan a murder for hire. This one obviously wasn’t, but some gardeners are there because they’ve been through/done…

$1M insurance payout

He met her.

The poor kids. They did nothing wrong, but they’ll suffer the consequences for the rest of their lives.

Your victim blaming is sick. Do you hear yourself?!

30 years and eligible for parole after 9... What a absolute joke, basically a slap on the wrist for first degree murder. Are we ever going to address the gross sentencing disparity between men and women?

To make Lorenzen more dead and less alive.

Ahh. The old axiom about following the money usually holds true.

There’s no public evidence of either, of course, without a trial. But prosecutors said she and Turner were in a relationship and did it for insurance money. Sherra’s attorney said today that she did it because Lorenzen beat her and she wanted it to end.

Great! What’s your mom’s number again?

Me: violate me with that scorpion tail, daddy

But sadly not the rating of “mythical creatures who would fuck you”. #ConsentMatters

WENDIGO MOTHERFUCKIN’ ROBBED.

Interesting take. Personally, I think he hit her, strangled her, whatever. However, this is an alarming take. It's virtually impossible to prove a negative. Based on the logic used in this article,  unless you can somehow prove a negative, someone who is accused is always guilty in your eyes. That's a serious problem…

Writes an article about news not being news with no conclusion.

Did you just write an article about your own article??

It was an incredibly bad idea for the NFL to open the door to disciplining players who have not been convicted of a crime, and it’s a bad idea for the NBA now.