You know, the DC Metro does compare unfavorably to the back seat of a Volkswagen...

All the stars. “Jesus man! Some things you just don’t talk about!”

It never happened. It was just a story made up by Jar-Jar’s autistic son.

“The First Order sends their regards.” as Luke lightsabers Finn while Rey screams, before she decapitates Phasma and gets dropped by a barrage of blaster fire.

Oh geezus.

Words fail me. Just... Genius!

Hamill apparently liked the idea of turning Luke to the Dark Side, so I’m thinking that’s not it.

Yes, this would be astonishing.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

Cop: violently tackles wrong guy, no punishment for beating up innocent person

Look, the wrong man wasn’t just going to arrest himself. These officers went out and made something happen.

Under this standard, future Internal Affairs investigations should just consist of detectives tackling and cuffing anyone in a police uniform.

It’s possible that this only got to the disciplinary stage because Blake is a known(ish) athlete. Imagine how many times this happens and it doesn’t even get to that stage...  

NYPD Spokes-Robot: Disciplinary records are shielded from public release by a state civil rights statute protecting their personnel records

I think they’ve been trying to make this happen for a while, definitely since 2010's Wolfman. But their management makes DC look like Marvel.

Jeff Gordon as a color commentator is gold. He translates technical information to the broadcast in an easy to understand sort of way. He also recognized what probably happened to Logano’s right front which caused him to veer left.

WHAT???? MEET ME IN TEMECULA MUTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!

Rookie of the Year was the guy from American Pie that was never seen or heard from again! Holy shit!

What!!! I loved this show when I was a child. ( wait wha was the plot of this show again ? )