45 degrees isn’t very warm. The crime is that CA wants federal funds for an issue that might not qualify for state funds. What did they do with local taxes.

NorCal has a shit ton of rapes so they’re trying to do something about it.  

I would like to see what you believe Jesus said that equates to one of the toughest religions.

Santa is from the north pole.

Thank you! 

Any Penn state player deserves our collective anger because they went there knowing what type of program Penn State and it’s board of directors allowed under their watch.

I’ve never waited for a prescription, the doctor’s staff calls it in and then we manage the refills online and they send us a text when it’s ready to be picked up.

Get her a balloon when you go out.

They didn’t have interweb when the wheel was invented.

that wasn’t a kick

and for that, we thank you. On line dating isn’t so much about dating as it is about finding something to do or someone to do. Dating is easy because about half the population was or is available to date.

don’t project your unfuckable nature onto anyone else. Own it.

no one feels better after an abortion

You must be pretty old. The internet has solved this issue for everyone.

Hillary is a liar, not a good candidate. Now she’s just old and used up.

I went to The Ringer once and that was enough for me to not return. Part of the reason people aren’t interested is that he’s done the same schtick for 20 years and eventually it wears thin because it’s predictable.

No he wouldn’t.

Many people think Kate is funny, I just don’t see it, and certainly not in that cold opening. They’ll have to find someone who does a good Trump impression quickly.

Garofalo is too busy to do something like that.