“training on harassment, that’s very existence was...”

I am 60 years old. In case it helps, I’m going to tell you what I know.

Read that and first thing I thought of was:

I’m convinced a significant portion or air rage incidents are attributable to mild hypoxia. When they banned smoking on planes, they also stopped replacing the air in the cabin nearly as often. It’s stale, canned air, and after a few hours someone who isn’t the most cheerful person anyway could absolutely lose their…

The real story here is Hammer’s scrotum got angry after seeing the dailies and realized how much screen time it was getting without commensurate compensation. A whole brouhaha...agents, studio flacks, lawyers, the whole nine inches. Some days scrot never left the trailer for the set. Longish story shrunk, that scrotum…

The crazy thing is venison is delicious. Mule deer, eh, not so great but venison in general is good.

(Even better driver education would go a long way, in theory, though in practice that’s tough to implement too.)

Fuck shopping. Today I took an 8 hour roadtrip with my dog to herd some goats and sheep. We had a blast, smell terrible and I’m so grateful for the amazing support I’ve received from his breeder and the dog community in general this year. Here is a pic of him looking dapper at a rest stop after we both peed in the…

I think we should get you depo-provera and anti-depressants. I have a LOT of these friends, so this is the voice of experience talking. So trying to see their suddenly giddy posts, “I’m so in love, now I understand Platoooooooo!” and then two weeks later “That shitheel. Where can I get a pregnancy test at 4am. Also an…

This thanksgiving, I am thankful for the people who keep our comments section so interesting.

You know what I do when commercials come on the Internet? I block them. You should do a post on the best way to to block all ads on Lifehacker, padded out with snark about how much the ads themselves suck.

Since we’re talking about things that suck and no one should have to watch...

Check your newspapers — the tour usually takes place during the summer and fall!

There’s an International Cat Video Festival. It travels around the country, and visits theaters, and there’s a curated selection of cat videos, projected up onto a big screens with actual audio, and a raffle, and donations to a local stray cat charity. Very fun.

Have you tried the trick where you put something large, immovable and inedible in the middle of the bowl so she has to eat around it... thus taking more time?

I’m making biscuit/cornmeal/bacon/cheese stuffing this year!

As gizmodo now seem intent in hijacking their own articles, let me hijack the comment thread here and ask WTF is up with all these auto-playin videos that are injected into the articles and have nothing to do with what I’m reading? FFS “the best gaming controller for PC” video has zero to do with interstellar…

Another pilot making a “snail trail” across the sky would really tie the room together.

It was at this point, I just quit reading Heinlein books.

Paranoia is actually very healthy for one’s ego. It means you’re important enough to be followed.