How the hell are they going to do this? Catch and release? And the $$$$$! Over a three-year period? This can't possibly be feasible. I don't mean to offend deer-lovers, but these animals are a serious nuisance. Where I grew up a sneaky herd could wipe out a farmer's crop in a matter of days. And death by deer on the…

This week I was riding by the pond at the barn and saw a great blue heron, a little green heron, and a kingfisher. The kingfisher dove into the water right next to us and spooked my horse but how could I be mad? Also, saw bb killdeer this morning and holy moley are they cute. Unlike most baby birds that are just…

Friendsssss! I have a bit of shameless self-promotion...I wrote a humor article and it was published on the new women’s website the establishment, and I wanted to share it with you all! Also, of you haven’t checked out the establishment it is awesome and I highly recommend it! Lol so yeah, here it is.http://www.theesta…

All sorts of news shows up on FB due to all the sharp people using it.

I don’t know why but it just dawned on me that if when cats go to heaven it must be a blissful eternity spent watching funny videos of their choice while drinking beer and eating Cheetos.

Image upload failed. Trying this again. Here’s my new kitty, Apricot. Brought home yesterday.

Man, I fucking get it, eagles are predators and they eat stuff the size of cats. But also man, there are some things that I just can’t watch, even if it’s completely hypocritical/inconsistent to be sort of okay with watching a squirrel being eaten and not okay with a cat being eaten.

Parents need to talk to their kids and not take them to a surgeon! The most common thing in the world is that we see things we don’t like about ourselves, compare with other women and then find a way to change it. This is where parents need to step in. When I was 19 I was seriously contemplating lip fillers. Wuuuuut.…

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Do I just live in a weirdly progressive area? I don’t need to get off to enjoy sex, but I find most of the dudes I’ve hooked up with enjoy it more if I do get off, even if they don’t, and seem to work more towards that then their own orgasm. In fact, the last couple of guys I’ve tried hooking up with were more…

The article suggests that all women are having terrible casual sex because men aren’t attentive and giving lovers.

COUGH

Didn’t even need to finish the article one huge red flag this lawsuit is full of shit “The birds are leaving feces and urine everywhere”..... Birds don’t urinate. Just saying. They only have one hole their cloaca which these people clearly have their heads inside of.

I’m going to call the pretty lady on the top Lana Lin.

Make a note, anti-Spanish people: The US has no official language. It’s a fact. Also, if you have a problem with people speaking Spanish, you should probably leave California, and maybe just go ahead and leave the US altogether. Lots and lots of people speak Spanish here, probably because a huge portion of this…

Losing your hearing and vision are so catastrophic, and instant, and undeniable that they become something to overcome and catalysts for major life changes, some of which have silver linings.

Everybody poops (and pees) I never understood why people are shy about these particular bodily functions. So you stank that place up. Shit happens!

and advocate, simultaneously, an end to all forms of animal domestication.

“When Steiner decided to keep Pindar alive against the vet’s advice, “I knew then that it made no sense,” says Steiner, a strict ethical vegan who nevertheless feeds Pindar meat-based, kidney-diet cat food from a can.”

I love meat. Love it, love it, love it. Not planning on giving it up anytime soon. That comes with a big caveat. The day science can say, “Hey, Mr. Meat Eaty Guy, try this delicious potato that we’ve grown that tastes exactly like a hamburger.” If it indeed does taste like a hamburger, I will then eat that potato…