SO CUTE! I have a tortie and am thinking about getting her a little brother after I move in August - I think I want either a tuxedo cat, black cat, or orange cat.

AWESOME NAMES!

Eta: George had been drinking pool water and eating rotten leaves- one way or another. A second baby was found dead in the neighbors pool and Matthew was cold and dehydrated after days with no sign of a mother.

So after the Raccoon Drama this week (George Coony passing and absolutely crushing me and the subsequent discovery of Matthew McCOONaghhey.) I’m happy to report I found a rehabilitation home for Matt, he’ll learn to raccoon with other raccoon babies and at least have a fighting chance.

I actually had someone quote this study to me as an excuse to not take any of the kittens i’m trying to re-home! Kind of feel like printing this out and giving it to them.

WHAT?????

Draw me like one of your lasagnas.

Hehe, I myself have had a type of schizophrenia since 15, haven’t owned a cat until I was in my 30’s. I might fall outside of the sigma?

Right! Frankly, I just assumed that everyone assumed their guests were doing it spare room.

What kind of samples are you sending them? Is it poop in the mail? Please tell me it's poop in the mail. Because that would be awesome. :)

You people can be so exhausting.

Yeah, I have mixed feelings about this question, but I feel most strongly that unless you’ve specifically asked and gotten explicit permission you should not bring home a rando to your friend’s apartment or home. That’s less a “people not me having sex in my house are gross generally” issue and more a “don’t invite a…

I guess I’m a dirtbag because I have definitely had sex in all the scenarios that other commenters thus far have said are a no-no. In a tent on group camping trips, in friends’ parents’ houses when I was younger, in shared hotel rooms. And once in my friend’s back porch.

As someone who has only recently gotten in to doing sex on someone else’s furniture, I’d like to point out that sometimes it’s more about the thrill of being discreet and risking getting caught than “we can’t keep our hands off each other.” I’m in the third camp — think about all different aspects of it, including…

I thought it was an impractically-tiny trash bin.

Holy shit. I’ve seen some creative spellings on CakeWrecks before, but goddamn. That’s not “I’m unsure about this word,” that’s “I dropped acid and went swimming in AlphaBits.”

Short answer on the “getting back together with” question:

No.

Long answer:

There’s a reason an “ex” is an ex.

Whether it was timing, maturity, situation, or any number of other variables that caused the relationship to fail, it failed for a reason.

I’m not a believer in fate; in fact, I genuinely hate the idea that one…

Mine are all bark and zero bite in the mornings. I like to imagine that my microbial community inside me has mastered chemistry. When I drink water in the morning. Hydrolysis. Straight hydrogen and oxygen roaring out of me. If it’s exceptionally squeaky, somehow they’ve made Helium.