3 weeks old tomorrow. Couldn't resist sharing my own squee. It's self indulgent, but can help you through a tough morning. 3 more weeks, and this baby will be my responsibility. So looking forward to her puppy love and am scrambling to find safe, healthy things for her sharp puppy teeth. Her name is Louise.

John Cusack is a blessing. I met him at this talk & he was there, just casually chilling with the Queen of the World Arundhati Roy

Most people look at me like I have two heads when I say that I don't really care if I don't love my job as long as I don't hate it and dread going to work every morning. My passions are family and friends- I don't have a brain for science or numbers. My dream is to write, but given that I have to support myself…

"Trust Yourself. You are Worthy"

I like it. It's cheap!

I would tell her that she doesn't have to brush it, but in that case she has to keep it short. Long hair gets tangled and needs daily brushing. That way it's her choice.

These are feeling less and less like true stories as much as exercises in creative writing classes :(. Food industry sucks, I know it. I've been there and have come across some crazy people.

I can't possibly be the only server who thinks putting "extra love," whatever the hell that may mean, in a person's omelet is unconscionable, no matter how much of a dickwalrus the person is? I mean, unless "extra love" means "too much black pepper" or something. In my more than 20 years of serving, no matter how…

Damn most of these weren't even funny; they're just horrible.

Sounds exactly like my life lately, except with loads of scorn from the doctor about unprotected sex and then a total plot twist with "so we found out that you're pregnant.." hmm. THANKS IUD.. ??!!?? WTF..

It's been a roller coaster few weeks.

Also, Lol to the fact that the first time I've actually commented on…

Your baby looks gorgeous in that photo. I'm so sorry you lost him. =(

I have to say thank you for this Mark, the timing for me is awesome as I just got back from the emergency vet's office with my beloved Lefty cat. Who's now a corpse. He will live on in my memories and my compost pile, and I am mourning his passing for real (all jokes aside, he was a youngish Kool Kitteh that didn't…

I think it also really depends on the environment you give the child to play with the dolls in. As a kid my best friend had the doll house and all the paraphernalia so the script was pretty set. I had some barbies as well, but usually I was seeing if I could make them clothes out of toilet paper, what they could do…

That's so scary to me. I have a rottweiler mix that is not aggressive, but very strong and large. I've trained her well and sustained my own bruises and cuts when she was younger but she doesn't bite....I hope she never does. I could see myself trying to pay someone off if it happened, but not if it happened twice, as…

I really love the "We Will Not Forget" sign with a chicken face. I want that for my living room.

Serious question: is it really so bad that guys won't close their legs even if you go up to them and ask to sit down? I figured the average New Yorker wouldnt have a problem telling some dude to make room.

Why don't you tell me 'bout the mystery dick.

I had to dissect fetal pigs and frogs in high school! This doesn't bother me that much. I guess I've seen my cat kill so many rabbits and other small creatures over the years that this doesn't particularly disturb me (especially since the kids could opt out). Also, isn't "murder" a little melodramatic? Rabbits are not…

"Murder" specifically refers to the killing of a human being. Animals may be "slaughtered," "killed," "exterminated," "euthanized," etc depending on the situation.