Under someone’s jeans, just a-soakin’ up their ass-and-ball sweat.

Under someone’s jeans, just a-soakin’ up their ass-and-ball sweat.

No, no, not /every/ part....

You know you’re living in a golden age for names when Marmaduke Trebilcock finishes 4th.

So [Watercraft] [Watercraft] was too on-the-nose for you, but [Protein] [Protein] wasn’t? Fuck you.

Reached for comment, Buffalomeat said he finally feels like he’s getting back at his old Little League coach, who left him to rot in the outfield.

underrated comment!

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

He just has to whip himself into shape and make sure his ego doesn’t get bruised if he doesn’t get a majority of the carries. Maybe branch out to accommodate different facets of the offense, you know, switch it up.

I’m sure he’ll be anxious to stick it to the teams that passed on him.

After using domestic airlines all my life, I felt like royalty the first time I flew internationally on an Asian airline. I had no idea flying could be such a pleasant experience before that.

I’ve done my share of domestic and international flights—both economy and business—on mostly American and Asian airlines. Domestic airlines in the U.S. have absolutely the worst customer service across the board. Continental and Delta are probably the best among the four (plus United and American), but that’s not…

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

If you own one of these machines, or invested money in it, your right to vote should be taken away because you are fucking idiot.

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

What’s up with the Derek Zoolander attire?

“Yeah, no way a team can win a championship with 3 white guys.”

No team is going to win a championship when their best player is Drake.

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

She was robbed. Everyone knows the Earth was created in 6 days about 6,000 years ago. So 75 million years ago there was nothing. And the closest thing to nothing is....the Timberwolves.