In Icecold’s defense, he is a terrible human being who doesn’t have a job and spends his time trying to troll Deadspin.

A pretty good Cracked article, of all things.

And what’s the deal with airplane peanuts? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the bag?

“A Keeper of Common Knowledge offers their wisdom when you need it least. They are bursting with things no person could possibly not know, and it spills out at the slightest relevance. They might insert themselves into a discussion about pro wrestling only to explain it’s fake. If you make eye contact with them at a…

Georgia (the country, not the state) ended up basically doing something like that years back. Worked out pretty well, in fact.

I’m already seeing the usual monstrous defenses used by assholes on this one.

Much like the ET game, his company would be great to see covered in a documentary.

No one ever said (that I’m aware of, at least) that it’s a bad game, just that it did not live up to expectations, shall we say. Plus, that’s a sick burn. heh

(Noob-noob) God damn!

Based off his FB page, he’s got a new job, hasn’t learned a thing, and has his own cheer squad backing him up. Jesus fucking Christ, I need a drink.

Last I checked, he still owed the donation he was supposed to make to various veterans funds.

Yes. Yes, he does.

Ohhh... I like that. I’m gonna have to remember that one.

That’s what the Republicans and their voters want. They cream their pants at the idea of a cop moseying up to a suspect, putting two in their chest, and calling it a day. They’ve seen so many terrible action movies, cop shows, and Fox News segments on all the “dangers” just outside their door, that it’s come to this.…

The Phoenix New Times has a great twitter threat on this shit.

Couldn’t resist.

Just checked out this assholes FB page, and it looks like he’s turned off comments. Nerts!

I still see the occasional asshole go, “well, we got Gorsuch, so that makes everything else worth it.”

My grandfather was real similar. He grew up in New York to pretty poor Italian immigrants, was hardcore conservative Republican his whole life, and was prejudiced in the same ways. He also fought in Europe during WWII, but never really talked much about his experiences over there. All I do know is that he came back…

Dollars to donuts, that’s exactly what happened. No way this TV addicted fuck face wasn’t aware of the funeral going on right that instant, and wanted to use it as a chance to make himself look good.