I have a friend named Michael Brown, and I could sadly see him doing exactly this. Man has terrible decision making skills.

Damn, yeah. Hell, maybe even do a Witcher/Hellboy crossover. sploosh

Girl-addin. I love that. Hah

Yeah, I can totally see that. Lol I've always found myself attracted to goofy or funny women the most (Tina Fey, Laura Kightlinger, etc...) and the Aladdin kind of looks like she would be a stand up comedian to me. If that makes any sense.

It's weird because the hair is part of what I like. Makes bent-Aladdin look kind of goofy to me. Lol

My brother-in-law and his friends sucked me into a ranking of hottest Disney princesses years ago, and despite many differences, Jasmine was consistently ranked at the top by everyone.

Flesh colored snakes? Here come the nightmares...

As a guy, I wholeheartedly support male circumcision and am glad I was circumcised. Why? Uncircumcised wangs look like some sort of Roger Corman movie monster.

Sploosh

I have grown to love Jersey over the years. I grew up for a little while in NY, so I heard all the usual shit talking from family and bought into it. Eventually (after same family in New York were revealed to be total doucheasses), I started working at a call center taking calls from all over the country. Guess who…

Probably both, but I meant the barbarian. lol That's they so many comic companies put him in weird Conan parodies years back.

I'm not all that surprised. Obama is also a big Conan fan, so he's kind of nerdy. heh

Would certainly put a different spin on this scene...

He just Godwin'd himself. Godwinception!

Screw debate. Steel cage match! Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! You'll pay for the whole seat, but only need the edge!

But... he's a nice guy. *sniff*

The thing is, this video looks like one of those late night commercials showing how "hard" it is to slice bread, do laundry, or tie your shoes. They're just slamming that around like it's their first time using these things we have called "hands."

Yeah, it's all sorts of crazy wrapped inside a heaping pile of BS, but I've always been fascinated by stuff like that. The entire book was debunked pretty quickly, but I've always wanted to know just what the book is like. I grew up as a dork in the 80s, so the weirdo satanic cult scare of the decade is just so...…

It's the Linux of religions.