Then snap your fingers like that Cleveland dude!

…does for money. Or Tandy.

TUSK!

I'll agree that they are able to be watched, if that's what you meant.

What if you only watch it with RiffTrax? Is that okay? Wait, shit. I did see #4 without. DAMN IT. Never mind.

I've always assumed he did some huge sexual favors to get two of his flicks on the Criterion Collection.

Indeed it is. Except for Gallagher. We can ALL agree he's the funniest, right?!

No, I didn't. I hoped the Titanic bit would be funny but it was quickly apparent it was just another "white people be like this, black people woulda been like THIS," worn out premise. I don't dislike him or wish any ill on him or his fans, I've just never found him funny.

They've done plenty of those. They did Glitter, for Christ's sake. That movie is as funny as crib death. Need I list others?

I always thought that was Andrew 23:11.

One was in a movie franchise that had one book turned into TWO movies, and the other was in a franchise that had one book turned into THREE movies. Simple.

James Bond is a mail carrier.

Quick! Get Hot Soccermom on the phone! He knows a couple side-by-sides!

Can't they all be Bond ala I'm Not Here?

She was definitely good in Dollhouse. Especially as a blank Doll.

We've secretly replaced Julianne Moore with new Folger's Crystals! Let's see if anyone notices.

Melissa McCarthy replaces Julianne Moore… Not unless she loves to cry!

Grateful Dead? Oh, no. You're not one of "them," are you?

Don't forget Photoshop and the old-school air-brush!

Her?