Yeah. Remember when Steve used to be funny?

If you like this, Auralnauts has a great clip on YouTube call Star Wars Minus Williams - Throne Room.

Oh c'mon, Gallagher!

Oh, coffee!

Variety is okay, but it's no Cahiers du Cinéma.

A one-movie comeback.

It's okay. They wouldn't understand rational thought anyway.

The fact that Aykroyd isn't in it is a plus to me.

Hopefully RiffTrax will intervene and give me a justifiable reason to watch this. The more crap I hear, the more it kinda makes me want to see it. It can't be that bad, can it?

Time-shares?

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

Let me guess, the first line of dialogue is, "Whore! I'm Peter FUCKING Quill!"

Must. Fight. Satan. I'm trying so hard to not see it, but things like this are breaking my defenses…

And all restaurants are Taco Bell.

I love your podcast!

I did already. How many breaths do I need to take? You are reading anger or whatever that is not there. I'm not upset about this at all. Man, I really thought this was covered. I don't like them, but I'm not angry about it. I don't sweet potatoes, and I'm also not angry about that. You seem like a big fan of the…

That's not funny! My parents are sometimes covered in oil! It's … horrible to see.

Mmmmm. Dinosaur juice!

I already conceded that at least #7 was so dumb it was kinda fun, and one of them, Fast and Furious, has a RiffTrax commentary and it's "good" that way. Best I can do.

Don't forget to tell her the definition of "irony." I bet she loves that!