Wasn't that Patrick Stewart in Road House?

So, "hey, maybe a Star Wars show sometime in the future" is news somehow?

Skywalker, Texas Ranger

"Magician / Clay pigeon."
A lot of people get those mixed up.
It's the "Bill Pullman / Bill Paxton" of archery.

"You NEVER know what will happen when #AGT is live."

"You don't have permission to access /wp-content/uploads/sites/43/2016/06/trump-finger-1.jpg
on this server.

Cecil B. Demented is the first movie I ever saw on the Tuesday it was released on home video. :P I unironically love the movie. Waters even referenced the movie idea years earlier in one of his books ("Crackpot," maybe?).

TUSK!

Lucky you!

I definitely have breast cancer, but I'm not gonna worry about it.

It's no Coupon: The Movie, but I'll probably see it.

"Mostly."

"I said, look into my eyes," from Gothic is maybe more memorable to me.

The best trilogy was released 1977, 1980, 1983…

Nilbog is the brown acid!

"Game over, you bitch! Mostly."

fuck this

Don't get one mixed with soda! If you do, don't let Xanderpuss know!

Soda's only okay to me if it's got booze in it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!