I liked him in Mystery Men. That's the best I do.

What gives?

Putter? I tried to Google it, but I'm pretty sure I didn't find whatever this references. IGNORANCE ON PARADE!

I heard there's a pill that lets men have sex with each other!

I can honestly say I've heard of it. Now.

"Yeah, no shit."

The "P" represents Peace.

So tuckus = Ms. Jackson?

It's a mom-n-pop kinda logo. Makin' a baby that will look at you!

… IN BED!

Dang it.

GHOSTBUSTERS! Dang it. Now I'm banned in China. I just need to not hit the "post" button.

DIBS!
Damn it.
I wanted to be "in talks." Life is shit. If you see her, ask her about me. Tell her I'm doing good and dating [insert super hot actress name here]. Tell her that I'm not happy in my relationship and that I think she's kinda hot. Also, tell her-

Who the fuck gave them a flag? No. No. They should not even have a flagpole. No. Take it away and burn it. But I kid the Morons. I have nothing against them. Legally.

BYU? Bawston YUniversitee?

49ers? I thought it was the 99%! Now this?! I HATE THE NEW MATH!

"Lonely is an Eyesore" was my gateway. R.I.P.

"We're gonna need a better script," is no "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

You have no fingers or toes? Ewwww.

Too soon. It's still "Thanks Obama" O'Clock.