I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.

JP also signed a sworn affidavit saying she was never raped by Bill. I’m confused by how it’s legal for her to be saying he did now

From what I’ve seen they line up similarly to the accusations of why Cosby raping people is his wife’s issue. The big difference being Cosby has accusers in the double digits while Clinton has what, one who testified that he didn’t in a trial (the trial Lewinsky got subpoenaed in).

Grab him by the weenus.

OMG he is going to lose his shit tonight. I said in a thread last night, but Trump does not handle being in the defensive well and it make him lash out, a la Captain Khan’s mother. Tonight is going to be the perfect storm. I have to miss the live debate, FML, but I expect to be hearing about a train wreck before I…

Back when Giuliani was running his kids refused to endorse him or show up for him. His daughter is publicly working for Clinton. Kids can stand on their own principles.

Meh. She inserted herself in the narrative. You lie with dogs, you wake up with fleas. Hopefully this will be a learning experience.

In the event Trump dues implode at some point (I don’t think this is it), please remember Pence is just as dangerous.

I’m thinking he’ll find a excuse not to attend. Some family crisis. Illness possibly. But not his because he’s super healthy. The best. Maybe one of his grandchildren.

The latter.

So, do we think he’s actually going to have “answers” to any debate questions or will he just try to circle back to the “Bill’s a rapist!” line of attack the entire night?

Also

Surely Mark Cuban can dig around his couch cushions and come up with the 5 million. For America.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

“To be perfectly honest, the practical difficulties of having a guy who doesn’t have a hand is extremely complicated in the comic and would be impossible in the show.”

This is the one.

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

I made nothing but “Hamilton” references during a board meeting. For two hours, I was only allowed to speak lines from Hamilton.