Oh man I forgot that had happened, that’s a good one.

There’s that Stephen King movie The Cell that’s kind of like that, also the episode of Black Mirror where the woman is being filmed all the time by people on their phones but no one will help her. 

Don’t Breathe featured a blind man shooting into a cellar and somehow managing to hit the phone in the girl’s hand.

[Horniness] is my way of life...

Vulva, not vagina. The vagina is the interior, canal part. The vulva is the exterior including mound, labia, vaginal opening, etc. It’s an important distinction.

Where’s the prison rape joke?

How can DC do this? Henry’s the only one who has what it takes to play Superman!

So once again it seems the most difficult prey for the predators to hunt is a successful sequel.

p.s. you guys need to liveblog the Watching of the Peen

Indeed

She should have taken out his plastic surgeon instead. 

I always tell anybody who hasn’t seen this, yet have seen the countless other horror movie which came after it, to keep things in perspective because the movie can come off as typical and ordinary, but Halloween was something new and innovative in its day.

James Buchanan? Whose Presidency preceeded the Civil War?

My dad just posted on my fb wall, cheer up, have a good day at work (I live in England so it’s morning for me), life will go on <3

Well, in that case, get better at this, America. Jesus.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I thought Brexit was Bad.....but turns it out it was just the warm up act. I look forward to seeing George A Romero’s vision coming true. The Zombie Apocolypse can’t come quickly enough.

To CNN for hiring those fucktit douchebag racist fuckfaces to defend Trump:

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

Support thread for anyone who is FUCK YOU EVERYONE fuck you FUCK you fuckity fuckity fucckkkkkkkk shit ass tits shit ass dick fuck FUCK...right now.