It’s not close! She’s losing EVERYWHERE, even next door to me in New Hampshire! I am freaking the fuck out!!! She’s losing MInnesota! MSNBC showed the national vote count and she’s down 51%-44% and my heart skipped a beat...WTF?? I thought all these white people were dead...where did they come from?

I am literally sick to my stomach. No matter,NO MATTER your views on Clinton, there is NO REASON! that a piece of fucking garbage like Trump should be president. He is concerned with one thing, making Donald Trump better.He dosen’t give a fuck about his little cult, and he dosen’t give a fuck about this country. I…

NY Times has flipped their projection to slightly favor Donald Trump. I am petrified right now.

by how close this is.

I feel like my uncut dick is infinitely more attractive than Donald Trump.

My favorite from the comments:

If I find that one I’ll add it!

The driver’s license thing was clutch when I moved to MD from NJ. So simple.

Thank god I live in Washington state where all balloting is done by mail (you get your ballot on the 24th of October) and you are registered automatically when you get your drivers license.

She married a man that she knew would always be looking over her shoulder. I can’t even imagine.

I want to feel bad about Melania but I can not.

Let’s note the very different takes from Jezebel on two very similar events here. Amy Schumer mocks Trump at a show and gets positive coverage; Dave Chapelle mocks Hillary at a show and gets negative coverage.

In his own words, they don’t make predictions. They just analyze trendlines to tell you what the polls are saying. He has said repeatedly he’s not in the business of making predictions.

Shade is too subtle for Uncle Joe. He’ll just straight out call you a dick.

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“[E]verything depends on one’s assumptions, but I think that our assumptions—a Clinton lead, sure, but high uncertainty—has repeatedly been validated by the evidence we’ve seen over the course of the past several months,” Silver told Politico in a story published today. “The idea that she’s a prohibitive, 95…

Death Proof and Planet Terror are works of modern art. I WILL FITE YOU

Some perspective on how historic this is:

“After four years of litigation funded by a billionaire with a grudge going back even further, a settlement has been reached. The saga is over.”

Goodness I’d love to hear the reasoning behind offering a settlement to Shiva Ayyadura. It just seemed like there was no case at all.