Twenty bucks says this does more damage to Billy Bush than to Trump.

Meanwhile, in their first quarter century, they came out with “Aftermath,” “Let It Bleed,” “Sticky Fingers,” “Exile on Main Street,” “Beggar’s Banquet,” and a few more I’m forgetting. They’re allowed to suck for their second quarter century. Most bands never even make one album that good.

Counterpoint. Sticky Fingers is a masterpiece.

Their combined ages equal about 290 years.

I was prepared to give this four episodes (I’m not super into sci-fi) before making a decision, but turns out I didn’t need four. This was fucking great, and I would have binged it all last night if it had been available.

I’ve only seen the female version of Tommy spelled Tomi. Maybe she could add an m but it’s nowhere near as bad as Thom or Geoff.

actually its really really really easy.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

I’m pretty happy she was alive to see a black man become President. Fuck her and may she rest in hell.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Thanks. I guess I could have looked that up.
Thinking about watching one of these body-horror classics. Any suggestions?

She captured the attention (and hearts) of every teen who didn’t feel normal enough in She’s All That, Can’t Hardly Wait, and The Faculty, and maintained that always-captivating presence on the periphery in movies like Girl Interrupted, Identity, and the 2012 Oscar winner for Best Picture, Argo.

Since I am finally ungreyed on The Slot I have been nervous to comment. It’s too much pressure. So I’m resorting to gifs. Also congrats on getting outta the greys!

You are right, they’re absolutely not. I had the exact same thought Bette did.

Having respect for transgender people and also believing Kaitlin Jenner may be a phony are not mutually exclusive points of view.

$60 blowjobs—that’s a good price!

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

It’s almost like talking to people is more productive than talking at them, imagine that :P

Agreed

He even EATS upside down: