Plus, The Rapist’s dick literally melts off.

If only those illegal Haitians hadn’t stolen all the steel mill jobs...

Know what’s fun? Reading Cernovich’s Reddit AMA and Milo’s editor comments in tandem, over hot cocoa and chocolate.

Meanwhile, we should appreciate this newest piece from Max Boot. It’s a bare minimum start, but one nonetheless.

He was outed as a child molester during his campaign, goddamnit! He has to have something to show for running, you heartless sons ‘a bitches!

For deep-throating, I recommend the infrequent burrito burrow: deep-throat him and bury your face as deep in his mons pubis as possible, and hold it for about five seconds. You’ll have a harder time breathing, but you can swirl your tongue, suck, and drool as much as you want.. Seeing a fresh, complete coat of saliva…

I doubt he’s gay, but he’s definitely a cocksucker.

And yet O’Reilly is the one who got ousted from Fox News and now works for Glenn Beck. Who the hell could have predicted that shit?

Eh!, I’m skeptical about Hannity. Former Hannity monkey-boy Steven Crowder has said that Hannity had a habit of not being alone with women, at least during Crowder’s tenure with Fox.

So much of history is WeinerMania. I don’t wanna know what the Black Monolith in 2001 was originally shaped like...

Yeah, not telling my mom about this one.

The positive and negative (to see, not to see) allure around this film seems very overstated. It’s probably an unremarkable movie that’s less unsettling than Loilta. No, this isn’t a defense nor endorsement of C.K. Seriously, what are y’all expecting is in this movie?

Of course Rebublican voters won’t vote Democrat next year. But this may trigger increased D voter registrations and light a fire under the collective ass of Democrats to vote.

John Dowd’s ironic self-emasculation for Roark Junior is a case study of how we attract people like us.

The only room an adult is absolutely needed in is a newsroom. Habitual reporting to local stations should quickly shape up many of these men.

Your pressed boobs are bigger than my ass, Monique. :P Have you considered breast reduction? Back pain alone is no joke.

Incoming outrage over this will get siphoned into Tarantino’s reputation as a grind-house provocateur, and will be released as scheduled.

I last saw Blue Jasmine. I could give up most Allen movies, but admittedly don’t want to surrender Zelig, Annie Hall, Love and Death, and Manhattan.

As a gay chub with a small dick, I’ve found that chasers, bears, and fellow chubs generally don’t care about steak slices and are more about the whole slab, yours truly included. Generous endowment is eye candy, but I’ll take a tall, burly, hairy guy with a small to average dick all day, every day. WOOF!!!!!!