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Seeing Green Goblin outside my window would absolutely terrify me.

“I don’t believe that Chloe from ‘Smallville’ is a recruiter for a sex cult” is a sentence I didn’t know I wouldn’t anticipate writing, yet here we are.

Dude, you did it.

Ooph!

Wait until Schwarzenegger’s sexual assault accusation resurface and Terminator 6 gets completely rewritten with him out of it or shelved.

I’m sorry, guys, but as likable as Takei is, him drugging and assaulting someone doesn’t surprise me.

I’m really sorry that happened to you. I disbelieved the rumors on the basis that no woman had come forward with accusations against him, but I admittedly should have also been more supportive of Jezebel’s investigative journalism.

I was one of his defenders. I’m sorry.

Why bring The Walking Dead to a close now when there are so many more untapped opportunities for mobile games, virtual reality experiences, and oodles and oodles of TWD branded tchotchkes?

I was sold on Ewan McGregor’s sex appeal after watching Young Adam.

Cinemax Logo: A Ron Howard Patchwork

Trump puts the id in idiot, but this comment isn’t a display of his idiocy insomuch as it is one of his limitless monetization. His email-subscribed supporters get poached enough as is, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re shilling out to the “recovery effort.”

Vika can eat coconut? That’s legitimately terrifying.

Steve is packing.

This audio ain’t shit. Y’all should listen to the Opie and Anthony interview with Triple H, where H revealed that Trump seriously believed that Vince McMahon died in a limo explosion that was part of a WWE story angle. You’re welcome.

This bill seems unlikely to pass, so these revisions could be a “Why the fuck not?” moment for the Senate.

Clinton on CNN like: “Russia, if you’re hearing this...”

“Country” = straight, white, Fundamentalist Christian men

He won’t win.