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...homosexual conduct is and has been considered abhorrent, amoral, detestable, a crime against nature, a violation of the laws of nature and nature’s God upon which the nation and our laws are predicated.

As a mainstream pop culture story, yes, Jezebel did begin the rumors. I’m not talking about what comedians or acquaintances thereof say among themselves, but what is being publicized.

OK, here’s my post, rewritten:

I’m not saying that Stanhope definitely harassed Kirkman, just that I’m factoring a confession from him in considering Jezebel’s allegation that Louis C.K. sexually harasses women. I think some people are reading too much into this though. My overall point is that no one but this site is accusing Louis C.K. of any

It’s not about whether I believed him. Jezebel is rightly steadfast against sexual assault and harassment, and that a man says it was him in any tone and Jezebel’s response is “Nah” and instead piles onto a supposed suspect they pulled out of their ass is ridiculous.

“The KKK is horrible and I don’t support them in any way, but...” *white acquaintance comically races out of bar and leaves silhouette-shaped hole in glass window*

Lest we forget, it was Jezebel that started these rumors. C.K. has flatly denied them (whether one believes him or not is a separate issue from “C.K. declines to discuss them”). Jen Kirkman has said C.K. didn’t sexually harass her. Doug Stanhope, a well-regarded comic who puts out new material at a fast pace, had

As a penis haver, some men’s impulses to stick such a valued organ into any hole they find never ceases to amaze me.

We then took a tour through some of Trump’s worst campaign moments because that carcass still has some meat, and what is television but making you relive some trauma over and over again?

Fiction writing is inherently selfish, and I fully endorse this tacky study.

Don’t anticipate the self-anointed Free Speech Street Fighters to come to Hill’s defense.

...arguing that PewDiePie’s propensity for racism—regardless of whether or not he’s racist—hurts the entire video game industry.

I think you meant to write Jack Huston.

It’s your standard racism. Vince McMahon once told Carlito to “spic it up” backstage, and McMahon is a known micromanager.

Since Marvel is light years ahead of DC in shared universe building, it should be obvious to Warner Bros. that they ought to split their DC movies into separate, stand-alone franchises. That’d firstly distinguish themselves from Marvel, ease pressure off writers and directors from fearing that they’d be expected to

Hasn’t Ryan Murphy already confirmed that this season will revolve around the 2016 Primary Election?

This dumbass aside, some of you may be interested to know that someone identifying as “Spanish” may be racist code: it’s a way of distancing oneself from South America in favor of Europe. It’s especially common here in New Mexico. Don’t read too much into it, but keep a look out.

Word on nicking one’s balls. I’ve found that light, straight shaves using a disposable Gillette razor does the job quite nicely.

I guess all those clocked-in hours at Planet Fitness still don’t reconcile prison yard inexperience.