He was also recently released from jail and had two noticeable Monster Energy drink cans. $50 says he listens to Joe Rogan and Stefan Molyneux. Getting red-pilled makes UFC commentary so much more thrilling.

One word: good.

I’m all for dirty, but fucking while seated on, with bare feet on a subway seat is just nasty. It’s a story I’d rather hear than call my own.

You’re welcome. :)

This is bigger than unaired episodes.

These Trump 2020 ads are produced like those mock ads played intermittently throughout RoboCop.

How does a rich, alcoholic New York comedian have such repetitive, boring stories?

The fact that Cameron, who will be practically a jungle wanderer as he films four Avatar films simultaneously for the next three to four years, is the only one commenting in detail on this new Terminator despite the fact that Tim Miller is the tentative director reeks of a parent writing their child’s finals essay…

Live a little.

Cult 45, Он работает каждый раз!

Water notwithstanding, the idea of anything entering this bottom’s digestive system, post-coitus or present-coitus (WTF on the latter), is gross.

“The cake, found inside a badly degraded tin box, was in remarkably good condition, appearing almost edible.”

What’s the point of this column? All I gleaned is that Jennifer Lawrence is rich and famous and that she’s in a relationship with a director you apparently dislike.

I live in central New Mexico in a town that’s a thirty-minute drive south of Albuquerque. I’m honestly (and for the first time) grateful that I don’t live in a major metropolitan area, and am also glad that I have South America right there to turn to, as well as the Rockies, also right there, I could alternatively cut…

I understand that words have usages, not meanings. But I will abide by traditional “rules” of speech and grammar to the best of my ability in this age of Trump and will not say nor write “literally” figuratively.

This looks like a combination of Rosemary’s Baby and The Amityville Horror. I’m down for an Aronofsky-directed horror since he’s demonstrated a penchant for body macabre in The Wrestler and Black Swan, but this trailer sucked.

Might as well then also have the Conner family wake up at St. Elsewhere in an actual snow globe as part of an Under the Dome reboot at that point.

I suspect Dan will be reincorporated despite the show’s finale the same way Will and Grace are reuniting despite theirs: fuck it.

No thank you. We’ve yet to see whether this remake is good, and I seriously doubt that a Pet Sematary remake would even surpass or match the scariness of the original.

Sorry to be that English snob, but Trump’s trans ban is technically already a policy since he tweeted his endorsement of it as if it was a damn decree. No, these groups will due if his proposed ban becomes law.