It’s your standard racism. Vince McMahon once told Carlito to “spic it up” backstage, and McMahon is a known micromanager.

This dumbass aside, some of you may be interested to know that someone identifying as “Spanish” may be racist code: it’s a way of distancing oneself from South America in favor of Europe. It’s especially common here in New Mexico. Don’t read too much into it, but keep a look out.

Word on nicking one’s balls. I’ve found that light, straight shaves using a disposable Gillette razor does the job quite nicely.

I guess all those clocked-in hours at Planet Fitness still don’t reconcile prison yard inexperience.

He was also recently released from jail and had two noticeable Monster Energy drink cans. $50 says he listens to Joe Rogan and Stefan Molyneux. Getting red-pilled makes UFC commentary so much more thrilling.

One word: good.

I’m all for dirty, but fucking while seated on, with bare feet on a subway seat is just nasty. It’s a story I’d rather hear than call my own.

You’re welcome. :)

This is bigger than unaired episodes.

These Trump 2020 ads are produced like those mock ads played intermittently throughout RoboCop.

How does a rich, alcoholic New York comedian have such repetitive, boring stories?

Live a little.

Cult 45, Он работает каждый раз!

Water notwithstanding, the idea of anything entering this bottom’s digestive system, post-coitus or present-coitus (WTF on the latter), is gross.

What’s the point of this column? All I gleaned is that Jennifer Lawrence is rich and famous and that she’s in a relationship with a director you apparently dislike.

I live in central New Mexico in a town that’s a thirty-minute drive south of Albuquerque. I’m honestly (and for the first time) grateful that I don’t live in a major metropolitan area, and am also glad that I have South America right there to turn to, as well as the Rockies, also right there, I could alternatively cut…

I understand that words have usages, not meanings. But I will abide by traditional “rules” of speech and grammar to the best of my ability in this age of Trump and will not say nor write “literally” figuratively.

This looks like a combination of Rosemary’s Baby and The Amityville Horror. I’m down for an Aronofsky-directed horror since he’s demonstrated a penchant for body macabre in The Wrestler and Black Swan, but this trailer sucked.

Might as well then also have the Conner family wake up at St. Elsewhere in an actual snow globe as part of an Under the Dome reboot at that point.