Joel, you’re gay, I’m gay. Let’s be real.

Such tapes are likely as real as an Alicia Machado sex tape. But If they do exist, I’d bet he stupidly recorded using his smartphone. (Appreciate this rare sentence wherein “smart,” even in prefix form, is affirmatively used in reference to Trump). If so and if subpoenaed, I’m sure the special counsel and Justice…

Sure!

Where can I send my application?

Thanks, Hollow Log. Now I need a tree stump buddy. :P

Hello. 26, lonely and friendless here, have been most of my life. I couldn’t fathom asking someone to kill themselves. Goodbye.

Jezebel clearly doesn’t follow Chris Evans’ tweets. This endorsement is almost as big a bust as the DNC’s of Tom Perez.

Completely unexpected and unknown level of threat. Is he armed? Is he alone? He’s trying to kill two babies. What is his physical and mental state? If I grab a knife, bat or chair am I bringing it to a gun fight?

“...It can destroy his future ... I get a chance with your help to protect a man from the destruction of the rest of his life.”

Jason, do you mean to tell me that The Young Turks are still kicking around?

Fixed it:

OK, you’re cool.

You don’t watch Dave Rubin, do you?...

Thank you, and certainly. ;)

In no particular order:

They left for New York with big dreams, and were discovered and eventually dropped by Lynch’s eminent doppelganger, Jack Dall. Their whereabouts since then have remained unknown...

Ostensibly, the bill’s purpose is to “provide parents with a document acknowledging the loss of a child,” according to CBS affiliate WTSP-TV. The bill is also not a requirement but an option for grieving parents — an important distinction.

Ladies, your concerns are admirable, but y’all need to let this dumb woman go.

Ooh! And one of these traitors could become part of a political machine that legislates for less regulated policing and harsher sentencing in an attempt to incarcerate and demoralize a young troubled John Connor, rendering him as an incapable leader without ever having to kill him.