Please stop... actually, I have an idea that may work?

Also, you’ll end up watching one episode because it was on and you were curious, and it’ll become your new Big Show.

The United States is now a Truman Show-esque real time art experiment directed by David Lynch to promote the third season of “Twin Peaks.”

The man had images of nude children that bordered on child pornography under California law, as well as torture/gore images and videos of humans and animals alike. Let’s not “remember the time.” Or as Ira Madison III says, “keep it.”

“If I break everything, I can’t break any more!” Good thinking, Donald!

This level of exploitation and contempt - of tragedy and for country - is so fucking vile, I could strike a Republican. I hate that I feel this way, but I’m filled with heartache and hatred.

Reason and Constitutionality are dead LOL.

I’m saying it: conservatives are fucking stupid.

Let’s...agree to disagree.

Good luck to whoever else enters Trump’s White House audition process.

Forget about his looks, Kelly. Have you listened to him in interviews? The guy is dreadfully dull: he has no charisma and no unique perspective. One doesn’t even necessarily need exciting and unusual life experiences to possess these traits. Hunnam’s just a boring man, and is probably boring in bed too.

When will we see Whittle’s Not-So-Whittle?!?!?!

I hope his girlfriend seeks the help she needs after this last act of trauma perpetuated against her, and I hope she learns to not blame herself if she does now. Fuck this man, and I’m glad his death was so painful and in front of a group who treated him as he deserved to be treated: as a fucking joke.

Mr. President, we need your leadership!

Such sword fighting is apt to happen between an active president and active press secretary, and Sean Cody Spicer is in over his head thinking he can pacify the man who invented “priming the pump.”

One week from tomorrow, Trump will tweet his “celebration” of Harvey Milk Day with a glass of Vitamin D milk and state that he “loves homos!”