Those are the torches? I was expecting a sight straight out of “Mississippi Burning,” not Michaels tropical collection.

This woman’s eloquent letter may actually make a great reading for a political science and/or debate course. Bookmarked!

I’ve become less infuriated/horrified/bemused by Trump’s public statements and am now instead more like Margaret White, except I’m an atheist and wouldn’t tell Putter Paws that they’re all gonna laugh at him.

C’mon, guys! You should know by now that Trump spoke figuratively.

Carpenter himself has called Michael Myers “almost a supernatural force.” So, wouldn’t that mean the character, at his core, is supernatural?

You do you, Donald.

Jeez, you guys really hate Trump.

That’s cute, but novelties like these quickly fall out of fashion, and I’d much prefer a certified letter from a prestigious law firm clearing my name of any and all wrongdoing anyway.

Bow Wow has an ouster, so his method sure as shit isn’t double-blind.

LOL GTFO

He looks like Chucky in that profile shot.

I’m not kink-shaming, I’m outsource-shaming.

At this point, learning that Trump is hiding that he had paid Russian hookers to piss on him would be of great relief.

If you won’t appreciate flattering bulges from handsome men like Jon Hamm or Justin Theroux, then I will. #GayGratitude

Serious question: who thinks Sessions will target Clinton just to further push the bullshit rationale behind Comey’s firing?

As little as I like him, Ben Shapiro’s Twitter feed from today is fucking rich.

It’s very anxiety alleviating to have listened to such devastating intelligence and elegance from Mr. O again. He’s the ex we never deserved, and who never needed us. I hope we can still see Michelle, Sasha, and Malia during the holidays.

I recently read the book, and I didn’t like it (no pun intended). I understand more now why Pennywise is such an iconic monster/boogeyman, but the character-driven arc itself was... bad. The characters read very flat, and the writing for Beverly is especially awful.

Tell the world my story!