Making a good decision doesn’t make it any more rationalized, apparently.

With all due respect to the president, this is theoretical back-patting. The 22nd Amendment and third term unpopularity notwithstanding, the common denominator shared by all who voted for Trump is ignorance. Racism, sexism, and supposed economic populism aside, those who voted for Trump reconciled their vote with the…

Idiot posts something idiotic, other idiots react to it idiotically. Got it.

In fairness, I’ve been repeatedly mumbling “Jesus Christ” to myself in reference to Trump since last month’s primary. But his likening to Jesus suggests his crucifixion is imminent, and it couldn’t come soon enough.

Yep, I’m the eye-roll guy. You’re over-thinking this, Aimee. Some people die with someone they love, others don’t. Either way, you’re going to die, and will probably be totally forgotten within 200 years. You don’t need ceremonies for everything; just be happy you even get to witness these events for others. If you’re…

Baldwin is great, but I’d much rather see SNL sketches targeting American voters that go beyond redneck hackery.

I suspect that the 2016 Clinton campaign will historically go down as an example of campaigning done right but still not being enough. Sometimes, you can do everything the right way, and still fail. #HardTruth

Vast majority are men, so I have no issue identifying them as such.

They’re hateful white males. Don’t even so much as give them capitalization. They’re simply hateful white males.

First time hearing this song. And we don’t play much music this time of year: we usually watch Christmas Vacation.

Improvements to living conditions is fair... and that’s it.

But we agree he’s damn ugly, right?

Is nobody going to point out Bannon’s ugliness? The man is seriously unattractive. I’m not a looker myself, but Bannon is fucking hideous. The man needs to see a dermatologist and get a haircut: he looks unhealthy and dirty.

Exactly. I’m nauseated by thinkpiece parenting.

Can we get Caesar to do something about Trump?...

Are the captions necessary? The cover would have been more impactful had it just been the photo of Trump with the cover header “Person of the Year.”

Looks like someone watched the new Fifty Shades Darker trailer.

Would you like to jack it to this new trailer?

Klein was forced to stuff Wildenstein inside a closet to prevent another rabid attack, sources said.

Thanks for writing this, Stassa.