If an imperfect Ken is proportioned to an imperfect Barbie, as dictated by Hollywood standards, we could expect the movie to co-star Pruitt Taylor Vince. It’d definitely make Schumer’s Zookeeper joke ironic.

I’ve retired shade altogether in favor of George Carlin style berating. It’s more fun, and you give fewer shits.

Popular usage has killed reading and shading, Kara. Accept it.

This is a case of a White Man Rising Again I can support. #PhalPal

OK

*sigh* Chappelle didn’t endorse him: he performed a set you disliked. First you said “Money/fame doesn’t make racism or hate go away, they just make people tolerant so they can use you,” and now you’re saying Chappelle endorsed Trump (he didn’t). Pick a position and stick with it.

He’s a comedian who hosted SNL, and Baldwin responded to criticism regarding the show’s tepid criticisms of Trump by reminding us that the network won’t allow the show to endorse anyone. Even if the latter wasn’t true, Chappelle is still a comedian. If you don’t like him for his money, fine. At least be consistent and…

Chappelle’s early 2000's performances had never been angry to begin with. And lest we forget, Chappelle has since been married with children in a small town in Ohio. I’ve seen that same look in his eyes in my dad’s: the man’s found peace. He’s not dispassionate, just peaceful with himself and life.

Should we even continue watching Veep?

“Trump got annoyed,” the source told Yahoo News.

We can make an educated guess who both Taylor and Whaling supported.

It’s incredibly refreshing to find someone who shares this opinion, Stassa. I remember an interview with Henry Rollins years ago, where he was asked whether only art (not shitting you) can “change the world.” He not only said it doesn’t, but followed it with saying that VOTING is the only way change is made.

2016 just has to claw its talons in deeper.

Ahem! I have an uncircumcised penis, and I voted for Clinton on the fourteenth of last month. Cut a prick (no pun intended) some slack.

I’m not reading too much into this because the punchline analogy about Halle Berry farting makes the joke well worth it.

Tarentino has said he’s interested in writing novels and film critique in his retirement-from-directing years... he’d KILL at both!

Now Donald will have matching Lando figures. How weird will it be for him playing a character his mom wants to bang?

How far does an erect penis have to go into another man’s mouth before it’s full-blown gay? Pun intended.

You’re jumping the gun, Clover. Negan was introduced in the last minutes of last season’s finale, and this is his first full-length episode (and subsequently Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s first credits billing). Just let the fire burn for now: Negan will easily stick around for at least two seasons.

Looks like another couch-cuddle addictdelicacy. I’ll record it, but wait for reviews before deciding whether to watch it.