Trump’s a criminally filled bucket of bullpiss, candy corn, and used, hypodermic needles. We get it.

Many believe that Hillary Clinton is covering up the rape allegations against her husband, making her equally responsible.

Off-topic, but I’m compelled to ask anyway: who else thinks this GOP presidential campaign is an inverse of the McCain/Palin ticket?

Huh. I legitimately expected them to be worse than that.

My best friend and I were in the parking lot of a church (we attended his great-uncle’s funeral) when he dared me to sneeze on his deceased’s face. My friend absolutely loathed his uncle, and for good reason. But he’d promised to briefly attend the service and not make a scene, so he wanted one last posthumous dig…

I’m still anticipating an audio leak of Trump calling someone a “nigger.”

I haven’t encountered bathroom grossness beyond the occasional man not washing his hands.

Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

This is the thing about stamina: just because you can endure physical and mental rigor doesn’t mean that rigor is necessarily healthy. Take a dirt nap in Rosie’s backyard, Donald.

Her calling Kaepernick “bud” and “fool” is so... ‘80s. It makes me think of a bully from a John Hughes movie, or Biff from Back to the Future, or a Heather. It’s cartoonish. Tomi (seriously, she even has a tomboy name spelled pretentiously?) needs to make like a tree and get out of here.

Firstly, she’s a comedian, not a journalist.
Secondly, yes, we, Clinton (read: responsible) voters will shame you.

If. Krawitz. Can. Write. To. Nuzzi. Like. That, for. All. To. REad. then, he. Can. publically. Say. it To. .Her. Face. :) I. Hope. That. SiCk. Bastard. Gets. Salmonella. From. one of. the Taco. Trucks. On. Every. Corner.

All I know is that if anyone wants to get their offense licks in one last time, the week Gawker.com closes operations is the time to do it.

It’s trivial to commenters like us, but not to her because it’s her friendship.

I don’t see how she’s dancing around anything. She and Kurt are friends, denounced his views and fired him nonetheless, and explained that she thinks focus on him over rape is counterproductive.

No.

Nihilist, huh? At least you’re not a solipsist. :P I only kid.

I commend your strength to be able to do that, because while I abstain from criticizing people who do otherwise for their family, there’s not many who are introspective enough to make that choice, if even hypothetically.

No no, it’s not getting tangled.