They’re hateful white males. Don’t even so much as give them capitalization. They’re simply hateful white males.

First time hearing this song. And we don’t play much music this time of year: we usually watch Christmas Vacation.

Improvements to living conditions is fair... and that’s it.

But we agree he’s damn ugly, right?

Is nobody going to point out Bannon’s ugliness? The man is seriously unattractive. I’m not a looker myself, but Bannon is fucking hideous. The man needs to see a dermatologist and get a haircut: he looks unhealthy and dirty.

Exactly. I’m nauseated by thinkpiece parenting.

Can we get Caesar to do something about Trump?...

Are the captions necessary? The cover would have been more impactful had it just been the photo of Trump with the cover header “Person of the Year.”

Looks like someone watched the new Fifty Shades Darker trailer.

Would you like to jack it to this new trailer?

Klein was forced to stuff Wildenstein inside a closet to prevent another rabid attack, sources said.

Pablo approves.

Thanks for writing this, Stassa.

If an imperfect Ken is proportioned to an imperfect Barbie, as dictated by Hollywood standards, we could expect the movie to co-star Pruitt Taylor Vince. It’d definitely make Schumer’s Zookeeper joke ironic.

I’ve retired shade altogether in favor of George Carlin style berating. It’s more fun, and you give fewer shits.

Popular usage has killed reading and shading, Kara. Accept it.

This is a case of a White Man Rising Again I can support. #PhalPal

OK

*sigh* Chappelle didn’t endorse him: he performed a set you disliked. First you said “Money/fame doesn’t make racism or hate go away, they just make people tolerant so they can use you,” and now you’re saying Chappelle endorsed Trump (he didn’t). Pick a position and stick with it.

He’s a comedian who hosted SNL, and Baldwin responded to criticism regarding the show’s tepid criticisms of Trump by reminding us that the network won’t allow the show to endorse anyone. Even if the latter wasn’t true, Chappelle is still a comedian. If you don’t like him for his money, fine. At least be consistent and…