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Close, but actually:

Trump & Cruz, that’s why I say that.

That’s possibly part of it. But protesting Clinton much more than, say, any GOP candidate is still ass-backwards.

You and me both. And I still don’t understand why so many Black Lives Matter protesters protest Bill and Hillary Clinton. They’ve both gone on record expressing regret on policy decisions they’ve made, and have apologized for them. So, what is it people still want?

I’m just ready for the brokered convention.

Why would you be impressed by that? Fans are the ones knotting themselves into bunches over this. Maybe he is dead, maybe he isn’t. But the network and showrunners aren’t doing anything to stoke this fire; they’re just pounding beers while watching this fire burn.

Thanks, but no thanks.

I’d make an analogy to not telling a partner you’re HIV+ because it isn’t their business, but I think that is an analogy.

And as for the hired hit, even Gus had the decency to warn Hank that Salamanca Things 1 and 2 were onto him. Just sayin’.

Sorry, Emilia, but my heart belongs to Spartacus. This chubby queer-o has all the dick and ass and what else MAN he’ll ever need from that show.

They’re caressing your back and inner thighs in your dreams as your new step-daddy.

No problem. I wish you luck if you choose the procedure.

Ah!, OK. I’m not a doctor, so you obviously should raise this concern with her. All I know is no one’s cutting any part of my pee-pee off.

I’m still not as bad as Trump though.

Keep telling yourself that.

You had an appoinement?! And the doctor didn’t tell you about this consequence? I mean, it’d still be functional and have sensation, but not as sensitive.

Boo! Don’t do it. You’ll lose sensation, friend.

He’s a Christian man who normally doesn’t discuss such gross things, but he is hands-down the best oral lover God has ever created. He has zero problem in that department, believe me. Obama has done a terrible job, totally disgraceful.

Sshh!, baby. Just close your eyes and let his tiny hands caress you.

I’m gearing up for my Amazon.com Trump smut novel.

Melania: don’t wear the outfit that makes you look like you escaped an asylum.