You think his panting is bad? How about kissing him?

I doubt they have much sex. Sure, they procreated so his penis having been inside her is on the record, and I suppose she gives the regular blowjob and handjob. Hell, maybe he even uses those puckered, wet pink lips to “pleasure” her vagina when he’s not jabbing his decrepit, wicked tongue in and out of her mouth. And…

Ya’ll know Donald must have hog-tied Melania and smeared his discolored, hairy, clumpy prick and sack and taint over her face until she rehearsed these lines to perfect memorization. I can’t prove it, but I just know it’s true.

OK, if I may answer a different prompt...

This sucks for his former band mates. Death threats are pretty commonplace, and I hope they’re not in danger.

The Jezebel floor here is mighty slippery.

That complaint confuses me as a dude since women talking about the size of their dick is met with uproarious praise. Hell, I love it too! I’m just saying that if you wanna turn in your balls, you gotta turn in your dick too.

Whatever. Just leave uneducated, socially inept people like myself out of this. I have my own hang-ups and problems from being those things, and I don’t need a spar between blowhards over whose pettily condescension and romanticism makes them most compassionate. I’m uneducated, not a fucking idiot.

We already have (cock)tails, so this is just a natural progression.

Ugh! I hate ‘em shaved.

Thanks, Jenno! I’m so happy to see all the foreskin positivity here.

I’ve heard about that too, which is unfortunate. Washing the skin and under it only takes a few seconds longer, and wash rags are very helpful. But I guess some unhygienic men ruin reputations for the rest of us.

Eh!, whatever. Their loss.
Send me the link! Or is it a private pic?

As long as you flick your tongue against his frenulum, you’ll send him over the moon and into your pocket. But I’m sure you already know that.

...mine is washed. I love ones that have single veins running from base to shaft. Not too big nor colorful, just present and especially prominent in an erection. I also love darker complexions and shiny heads, and shiny heads are commonly found underneath foreskin, nature’s polish cloth.

Is it? I’ve joked about my flesh hood too, but several women seem to be seriously turned off by them. It’s interesting.

Are uncut penises really that off-putting? I’m gay and haven’t heard complaints yet.

That’s cracker talk.

This is one of the more bizarre cases of racial anger. It’s Broadway. I mean, just how segregated could white actors get?