At least she didn’t record a cyst incision for YouTube.

Being queer, I’m in a similar situation of being promiscuous as a means of filling an emotional void. I can screw (preferably get screwed) and blow/get blown by several men and never contact them again, yet also crave the intimacy of making out and cuddling, which is understandably off the table 99% of the time.

Oh!, so this is about a literal beard. I read thinking “I hope I don’t ever feel the need to ask a woman to pose as my beau.”

I don’t suppose anyone, regardless of whom they support, agrees that Sanders supporters not voting or voting for Trump in the general election is a serious threat. I was dismissive a couple months ago, but Rachel Maddow, an intellectual liberal giant and my Oprah of politics, receiving death threats with #FeelTheBern?…

Listen to LCD Soundsystem, or don’t listen to them. As long as the music remains consistently good, this type of manipulation is fine by me.

When will a crow land on Trump’s?

For people who hate queers, they sure can’t seem to crawl out of my ass.

Fucking parents, I swear.

These endorsements are like a wife who agreed to anal on a bet, and lost.

Interesting. When I learned the meaning of the song, I remember not feeling depressed, but impressed that a ‘90's kid band had performed something so mature and moving. And in retrospect, I gotta say they turned out OK. Good on them!

I’ll admit the original movie was fun and charming, but seeing 63 year-old Reubens still parading as Pee-Wee Herman is unsettling.

We’re boxed between a Dodge and an RV at the drive-thru, Bernie. We’re not getting Wendy’s instead.

I’m still waiting on Louis C.K.’s movie idea from “Ellie” about a man’s downward spiral of a life that doesn’t improve.

Am I the only one who notices Driscoll’s head and face respectively growing bigger and smaller?

Nobody remembers second-place finishers. Nor do we remember men named Ted.

I guess feeling the Bern isn’t as satisfying as rubbing the Clint.

I feel old for being 25 and not think this enterprisingly. I gotta get on board with this crowdfunding doo-hickey.

I’d love seeing Hardcore Henry and this back to back on an acid trip. Count me in!

Aaron Carter and Dave & Buster’s is‘90's overload.