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He’s guilty because the Fox news lady who never supported any woman who claimed the same thing as she is now claiming says he is guilty so we should all believe her even though she used her national platform to loudly never believe any other woman. Fuck. Her.

If anyone on the list is over-rated, it’s Aniston. What others call Aniston’s dramatic acting, I call anesthesia. My god, she bores me into a coma.

I THINK ON URBAN DICTIONARY “SHAKING HANDS” IS SLANG FOR “THE SHOCKER”.

Other than office space, what movies of hers does anyone admit to liking?

Jennifer Aniston is Number 4 after earning $21 million for her acting and work for Emirates airlines, Smartwater, Aveeno and Living Proof.

Hm. You’re saying an actress with huge talent is starting to catch up financially to... Jennifer Lawrence? Who, by the way, isn’t exactly a bad actress... weeeeelll...

Underrated? How so? She’s one of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood. Should she have won Oscars for Tammy, Identity Thief or The Boss? You know, like all those male comedians who win Oscars year after year.

Once again, Obama shows no business sense. This is what happens when you’re a career politician instead of a working member of the business world.

The coursework is literally easy enough that you don’t need to study. It is all very high level stuff, and at the level of an intro BBA class.

But what is dead can never die! ... ... Or ... something...

Look, if David is going to screw around with anyone in the cast, I think we all know it would be Vicki.

Both David and Shannon look like their life together is living hell. I don’t think he loves her and I think she’s hanging on to a dead marriage. He’s creepy with Ramona level scary eyes and she’s just a typical RH who lives for drama.

Man, that movie only gets made if the lady is raped first and stars Jodie Foster.

$10 says the producers were behind it.

ALSO

I rolled my eyes so hard watching this last night. That surprise wedding was all Shannon. Her husband just played along in the Shannon show. She has him by the balls and he just suffers through it. Don't get me wrong...good for her after going through his cheating, but David is too dull for this.

It’s like Halle said “You know my movie The Call? Let’s just do that again but this time not have me sitting on the phone for most of the movie. Also, nobody cares if some basic girl like Abigail Breslin is kidnapped, so let’s make it a younger, cute as hell boy. He can be my kid so I have more opportunities to scream

Pitch meeting back in 2008:

If there’s one thing I know it’s that shelving movie projects multiple times due to things like bankruptcy yields massive opening weekends.

don’t be too - I bought a new house and it’s a fixer-upper. It’s going to be slightly organized chaos for at least 6 months while rooms get painted, windows and flooring replaced and a brand new kitchen installed. The TV will be a reward for getting it all done.