1. “She is successful”

please no nudes please no nudes please no nudes....

Went to a Hooters some 15 years ago before a Sox game, food was decent at best. But what i found embarrassing is our waitress EVERY.SINGLE.TIME had to “lean in with her boobs” to put stuff on the table. At one point my buddy just said “look, you don’t have to do that, we’re all married and miserable”!

They have the highest rate of poverty amongst all races. So you wouldn’t bother commenting if someone instead stated “the majority of blacks are doing quite well financially”??

That means at least he wouldn’t be shot or robbed.

Like watching paint dry...or snails fucking.

#Shocked (not shocked)

...and yet they’ll have a shot at making millions more after only two years of college, while having the IQ of a door wedge.

Ironic that one of his biggest hits was “Killer”!

I was hoping you were gonna die with Gawker...

Pretty good actress but zero box office draw, plus older and less marketable. Oh, and doesn’t do comedy.

...and yet her nickname is “Maniston”, total butterface.

Yup, negroes!

I’m also glad she didn’t take ker clothes off.

I can’t wait to see Adele curbstomp Beyawnce in literally every category they compete at the Grammies.

Leave Jacko out of this.

If they didn’t have children he would be long gone!

Bingo, just watching made me think “no wonder he cheated on her”!

They have 3 guys that are 17-3, 13-5 and 12-8...not too shabby.

They have 3 guys that are 17-3, 13-5 and 12-8...not too shabby.