Ultimate Diva Battle: Babs versus Siri.

This just makes me love her even more

Thus proving the “Streezhand” effect.

I know how you feel. I’m a rather slender 6'5" man myself. I go to the big and tall section at Dillards and I’m like “Oh! That’s a nice sweater!” then I see that the smallest size they have it in is 3XLT. I need a size LT. Big and tall really means fat and tall when it comes to clothes. Just because I’m 6'5" doesn’t…

the answer to your question is that for people who can think rationally, yes, it is possible.

But nonetheless it’s a shitty joke and a stupid thing to write.

I never said I was “talented” like Rick Ross. Is he someone? Does he do something that’s noteworthy? I mean, if he’s not Weird Al Yankovic famous, he’s nothing and will never be nothing.

And he sent you a pic of his fortune. He’s not Oprah-rich, but he’s San Antonio rich.

Oh, no! He’s Texas rich! Mark Cuban, get the fuck out of Dallas! Having $9,345 in the bank is shit, but that $.06 makes the motherfucking difference! Making it rain!

Did the fuckface mention the rape? Usually, I feel some kind of empathy, but not for this mouth breather. If he hasn’t, here’s what he said of his rape:

Poor guy, are you mad on line?

“I’ve probably been to and seen more of the world than most of you, combined, will ever have a chance to see. In the last three years alone, at that.

Dude your lunch must be cold by now with all that typing.

Are you really this fucking sensitive? Your attitude kind of proves the point about how small and provincial Indy is. Thanks for embarassing the rest of us.

Also, the only restaurant across from the Conrad is a fucking Champs Sports chain. Jesus Christ.

Seriously, your picture pretty much disproves your point. Travel more.

Actually you can have a job without considering it a career. I happen to have what I would consider a career at this point but I didn't take a picture of my boring-ass surroundings on my lunch break to defend Indy as being a great place. Stop being a knob and go be a great, world-traveling (this means going to Disney…

For a grown up, 30 something, professional, parent, world traveler who stayed in Indy totally by choice, you sure are butthurt over some internet trolling.......methinks he doth protest too much.

Well couple things. I travel a couple times a year on vacation so I’ve seen a lot of the world. Not that I need to get into a travel pissing contest but you aren’t the only person who travels.

These reader submissions were blander than the state of Indiana.