Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

So what, you post like a story every six weeks - in this case a boring dirge, entirely about yourself, that you’ve had in the drawer for a year - and you get paid? Good luck in the real world.

The best way to keep a young face is not to write columns that make people want to punch you in the face.

The less you eat them, the less you want to eat them, especially sugar. It’s a tolerance thing. Do what you want, of course, but it’s not a hard thing to do less of. Certainly way easier than running for an hour, and easier on the knees.

As a 45 year old gay man who lives a near identical existence to what you describe above, all I can say is, wait until you cross 40, then shit hits the fan, and by fan, I mean your face. Kidding aside (I still pass for mid 30s): sleep, water, exercise, diet, and limiting sun exposure. It’s that simple.

Not sure if this was part of the original script for Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

When you work for Gawker/Deadspin life does suck and your always looking for a exit

I hear you. I haven’t gone completely crazy (yet) but I’ve been lucky to have many built-in behaviors that have helped keep me looking young: 10 years of nocturnal life as a bartender, not really caring to go out into the sun until recently, a love of water, etc. I’ve been hitting the gym religiously for the last year…

Rich, are you sure you haven’t gotten your byline mixed up with HamNo’s?

all that shit to maintain an illusion? or should I say delusion....

I just flex my muscles and go all hulk on the clothing, the rest comes off as if I was the hulkster.

Pardon me, I’m going to need some “me time”.

uh, I have never seen him before. (I don’t get out much) And I think he’s stunning. Anyone who can wear what he/she wants, with a dgaf attitude, is good in my book.

Not just in, he and his brother founded it. They’re still together and still making new music — though, as always, taking their time about it.

I did not know he was the 30 Seconds to Mars guy... but then, I never cared enough to look. Still, sci-fi edged rock like that amuses me, so good on him.

mayhap not, but i could listen to the kill once a day for the rest of my life and never tire of it.

I’m oddly inspired by this. Jared Leto is living his best fashion life and wearing whatever he wants... and sort of pulling it off. You do you, beautiful butterfly.

I loved him in Dallas Buyers Club. He was perfection. That green is fabulous. Good for him.

I need a recap on why everyone hates Jared Leto. By the time I knew who he was I already felt like I was too far behind to learn more

...and now, neither can I. :/