I get and appreciate this joke!
I once walked past a very tall, blonde, gangly, pretty woman by me office and said “That’s gotta be Aimee Mann, but why’d she be wandering around Brooklyn?” I nervously mumbled “Big fan!” as I walked past. I tweeted this later, and she tweeted me back and said “Thank You! It was!”
It Follows (and grabs you by the pussy)
It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....
Someone started a rumor on Snapchat yesterday that clowns were coming to the school where I work. The kids came in at the beginning of the day scared about it. Then, during lunch, the damn fire alarm went off because someone left their food in the microwave too long. The kids all fucking panicked, several kids had…
Short pants with knee socks is a fucking adorable outfit for a little boy, and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
And he makes the same weird white people movies over and over and over...
I’m gonna cross stitch “Here there be assholes” frame it and hang it in my entry hall.
Dragons are assholes. One of them stole the arkenstone from me and another killed my friend Beowulf over a stupid goblet.
Yes, smoking weed makes you a thug.
I believe it’s Laura Richards who says “stalking is murder in slow motion.” We have to start treating stalking, dv, and sexual violence as huge red flags for murderers :(
Exactly. But this scene always makes me laugh
This is good. More families should sue each other and clog up the courts with their intra-family squabbles. Stay classy!
I hope they get Tamal, the fab gay British-Asian trainee anaesthetist from last series, in to present.
hmm. we got any panties or something? i’m worried it’s not “reading”
long blonde wig? ok yeah sure toss me that
Ok so I’m a nonviolent person but this guy and other people who carry out acid attacks should all be flayed by Evil Willow and then bbq’ed and fed to Ramsay Bolton’s dogs and then burn in Hell for all eternity.
Maybe I’m missing something here, but what the fuck does keeping polygamy illegal do to prevent under age marriage and sexual assault? If marriage is illegal under a certain age, and sexual assault is always going to be illegal (well, on paper anyway, we all know how sexual assault is treated currently, during our…